Dark Madness Hallway

You don't know where I've been! You have no idea. I've seen the "Old Lobster", the first brain, the ocean-dwellers and the dinosaurs. Damn you, ape-penis.

Prediction

I predict that in the next 5 years or so, Jon Stewart will be replaced by a young, funny, sort-of-well known guy while Stewart goes on to host his own, slightly less funny, more serious and interview-based news show.