Hey man.
Oh hey, what's up?
Not much. Just hangin' out.
That's cool.
So what's new.
Uhhhh....well, I've been watching this really weird show.
Oh yeah? What's it about?
It's about this crazy guy who lives in this trashed apartment. He lives with this cat and makes weird owl paintings. He has this friend who comes over sometimes, too.
Dude, that's you. Your talking about your actual life. Do you realize that all this is actually happening right now? Where do you think you are? This isn't television!
I hate when you come over.
Wednesday, March 30, 2011
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
weiners
Don't whispter @ the Dog, he's an undercover shemale/ lawyer from a version of 1960's Japan where Helium was extremely High in Demand.
Honey, today I answered the
Phone, and I think it
may have been
Double - Batman.
[HONEY] How can You Tell?
...
(a phone rings)
Braxton: it says his
Penis was on fire.
Do we cover it?
Honey, put that
waffle
to shut up.
Fuck it!
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Saturday, March 5, 2011
Friday, March 4, 2011
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