Gas Leak Episode

T: We should order food.
J: "[Nah, there's totally food in the kitchen.
You fool, didn't you buy any real food at
the store?]"
T: "[Psh]."
J:{
[Spilled **** into stove.
Tried to dry it up and re-light pilots (failure)
the kitchen is full of gas and sulfur.
Pilots are now off.
Microwave is shorted-out. Cannot find fuse.
Cannot re-heat any leftovers.
Feed leftovers to cat. Cannot make any new food.]


J: "...We should order Pizza."