Ideas for bad products
- Wolf Powder
- Spatula Incense ("The delicious smell of spatulas in your home or car!")
- Sugar frosted scapulae
- Owl Manure
- Lung Chimneys ("It's a chimney for your lung!")
- Scro' paste (made of, not for)
- Nesting Spray
- Claw-dads (crustacean-based pastries)
- Multi-'Tache (the mustache-based cereal additive)
My roommate woke me up to tell me my alarm was going off. I took this as a sign that my alarm clock (which was a special type of noise-producing plant) needed to be watered. I poured some water on it, and fell back asleep.
I woke up minutes later with this phrase in my head: "Yes, I'd say that paints a fairly accurate portrait of my tortoise-consumption."
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